If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...