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A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...