Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced