Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...