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Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
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Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...