Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...