Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...