Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...