George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...