What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...