When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...