Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.