Mental Health Hotline!
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Buy machine factory
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Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Blonde quickies 121-140
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Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...