A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...