Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...