Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...