Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...