Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!