Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...