On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...