The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...