Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...