Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo