Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...