Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...