After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!