The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...