Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...