Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Psychiatric Hotline
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82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
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The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Three men and a baby
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Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...