Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.