I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...