Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....