Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...