Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
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12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Unreasonable bill
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Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.