Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...