Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...