Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...