Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...