A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...