Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...