Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...