Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha… your dad’s a...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.