An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...