Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Cat jokes 08
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bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...