Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...