Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...