Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...