Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.