Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...