How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...