Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...